The HEMPER Totally Rad Arcade Water Pipe is the centerpiece of the retro-gaming collection, designed to look like a classic 80s arcade cabinet. This "1 Pack" is a complete kit that includes the water pipe, a custom joystick-themed bowl, and a collector’s box.
There are two primary sizes: the Standard (5.4") and the Extra Large (9.5").
Core Features
Arcade Cabinet Design: The body is shaped like a mini arcade machine with a transparent black finish and wrapped in nostalgic "high score" and "power-up" decals.
Recessed Joint: Features a unique 45-degree recessed female joint that keeps the bowl tucked neatly into the "control panel" area, protecting the glass connection.
Effective Filtration: Equipped with a diffused downstem percolator (Standard) or a showerhead percolator (XL) for smooth, water-cooled hits.
High-Quality Build: Crafted from durable borosilicate glass, ensuring heat resistance and stability on your coffee table.
Comparison: Standard vs. XL
Feature
Standard Arcade Bong
Arcade XL Bong
Height
5.4 inches
9.5 inches
Percolator
Diffused Downstem
Large Showerhead Perc
Joint Size
14mm Female (Recessed)
14mm Female (Recessed)
Included Bowl
14mm Red Joystick Bowl
14mm Themed Flower Bowl
Best For
Portability & Personal use
Massive hits & Display piece
Pro-Tips & Maintenance
Joystick Bowl: The included 14mm male bowl is designed to look like a red joystick, completing the "Player One" aesthetic.
Water Level: For the best function, fill the water just enough to cover the percolator slits at the bottom. The boxy shape of the cabinet provides a large air chamber for smoke to expand.
Cleaning: To keep the graphics looking sharp and the transparent black glass clear, use 91% isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt. Avoid scrubbing the exterior decals with abrasive materials.
Dab Ready: Because of its compact size and effective diffusion, the Standard version makes an excellent dab rig if you swap the bowl for a 14mm quartz banger.